Sunday Funny

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Unicorn/Road Runner Meat

Too good not to re-post!



It reminds me of a diagram Wile E. Coyote had of the Road Runner... I think the Road Runner's was different flavors... his tail feathers were chocolate and his wings were vanilla, if I recall correctly.

Update! I found a graphic of the aforementioned diagram... I was close, it was flavours.



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Periodic Table of Swearing

I've saved the best for last! This is obviously of British origins, but the meanings are quite clear!



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Periodic Table of Super-Hero Elements

Now here's a Periodic Table I know lots about!! The Sub-Legionic powers are named for the Legion of Substitute-Heroes! They are Porcupine Pete, Fire Lad, Infectious Lass, Color Kid, Stone Boy, Double-Header, and Eyeful Ethel. Giant Turtle is actually a Jimmy Olsen transformation, and Arms-Fall-Off-Boy didn't even make it into The Subs.



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Periodic Table of Sci-Fi Film and Television

Now here's a great table! I love that even the Abrams reboot made it into the Star Trek elements! And since this table was created, we've discovered SGU (Stargate Universe)!



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Periodic Table of Musical Genres

I really like the formulas on this one! I'd say every genre is there... except for maybe the Theme Song genre.



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Periodic Table of Meat

A lot of thought went into creating this Periodic Table! I love that Bacon is the Meat of Life! The Noble Meats gave me a chuckle, as did the Gamey series! I wonder though, why is Fried Chicken, Chili, and Bacon classified as a heart attack? That's really not that bad... Still hilarious though!


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Periodic Table of Jazz

I don't know much about Jazz, but the neat thing about a Periodic Table is that I can make sense of it, even without knowing all the musicians listed. Cool!



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Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

I'm not sure everything in this table necessarily belongs (Ear Candles - I hear they work for people with bad ear wax problems, for example), but most of it I can agree with!



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Periodic Table of the Internet

And here's a table we can all relate to...



Not much to say about this one. I like the ranking, although I wonder what this table will look like in 5 years...

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First in a Series

Everyone is familiar with the Periodic Table of the Elements, but have you heard of these...?

The Periodic Table of City Planning Elements:

What an interesting idea! The Noble Gases normally occupy the far right dark blue column and in this case this is where planning elements like libraries and hopefully washrooms would be... The table makers also duplicate the Lanthanide and Actinide series (the two rows at the bottom)! I think the formula for a Generic Mall is too funny! I wonder how big West Edmonton Mall's formula would be?

I'll post another table tomorrow!

Things I Don't Understand...

Halloween is on the way! Thankfully, I already have my costume planned out. But while I was online, I ran into something that I just don't quite understand. Here are the pictures...


Now, I can understand owners wanting their pets in the Halloween spirit and dressing them up, but dressing your dog up in a dogsuit?! I don't think they need that. If anything, specialized Scooby-Doo and Astro collars for the pet to wear would make more sense. I don't get the whole dog-in-a-dogsuit thing... Perhaps it's because without the whole suit, humans are too stupid to figure out who the dog is supposed to be? I just don't know. If I wanted to dress my dog up as Krypto (Superman's dog), I'd get a cape to put on, rather than a whole suit with a fake head. But that's just me. What do you think?

Karma

Yesterday I was on the highway returning from a family function. This highway is 2 lanes, and the posted speed limit is 100 km/hour. Shortly after leaving the town of Onoway, two young kids probably between the ages of 16 and 18 were behind us in a very old truck. Apparently we weren't going fast enough for them as they rode my bumper for a while. A little later, when a car ahead of me slowed down to make a turn, the two losers behind me almost didn't stop. After the near-collision, they sped by me and I said to myself "Hope to see you wrapped around a pole, losers!"

Jump forward five minutes.

There seems to be a vehicle on the side of the road... and as I get closer I see it's the two kids who passed me earlier, desperate for a ride. Apparently their truck broke down and they must not have had a cell phone.

As I drove by I chuckled and loudly exclaimed, "Karma's a bitch, boys!"

Discuss!

Doilies: Evil Incarnate or Simply Misunderstood?

If Pluto is a dog, what the hell is Goofy?

Partridge Family/Brady Bunch Cage Match: Who Wins?

Teenage celebrities who lost it all: better or worse than Lindsay Lohan?

Believe It Or Not!

This just in...

http://cbs3.com/topstories/topstories_story_162114001.html

Really? Doesn't this sound like a scheme from one of the cheesiest super-villains around?

There's that oxymoron again... Military Intelligence.

Christmas Humor

Warped Christmas Gifts

Need I say more?